Today ISIS rebels took to social media to spark support for their group with a viral video campaign. Copying ALS ice bucket challenge, the allegedly fake video shows an Arab man being shot with an US made AR machine gun, and walking away completely unharmed. The man then urged viewers to join the ISIS cause claming that the, "bullets of the infidels, are harmless against the might of Allah," and issued a #infidelweaponssuckchallege to all true believers. The goal being that others would shoot themselves with US made weapons, proving the power of Allah against the infidels.
In response Rick Perry has upload a very passionate video of himself proclaiming that his God was "far stronger than Allah", and that he would prove it by quote, "Those Middle East wimps aren't confident in their God, that's why they only fire one bullet. I'm so confident that my God will use his power to protect me that I'm going to be shot with two bullets. We need to win the war on the social medias!" Perry then donned a pair of safety goggles and yelled at the person in front of him, "shoot!" It's speculated that this person was Dick Cheney, but this has not been confirmed. The footage ends as Perry collapses to the ground. Perry is now in the hospital with fractured ribs and a punctured lung. In a statement released today by Rick Perry's aid, Perry is in stable condition and considering becoming a Muslim.
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